Sunday, January 03, 2010

Top Ten Worst Songs Ever: 1st edition

Well, I've been wanting to do this for a while. Here is a list of the top ten worst songs of all time. So far. I'm open to comments and suggestions, and I'm always willing to argue! If you change my mind, I'll probably make a new list. So... here we go.

10. If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out -- Cat Stevens: Well, this song was good. Until it hit commercials. It's dead for me, now. Sorry.

9. You Belong With Me -- Taylor Swift: FAIL!!!!!!!! FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!!!!!!

8. Have A Cuppa Tea -- The Kinks: The only good thing about this song is that it annoys the heck out of Allie Moyes (memorize the lyrics and sing them to her, got that?).


7. Hello, I Love You -- The Doors: This song is so obviously a knock off of the Kink's "All Day and All of the Night", it's not even funny. It's pathetic.

6. Crush -- David Archuleta: I hope I don't actually have to explain that one.

5. Ice Ice Baby -- Vanilla Ice: They stole "Under Pressure"!!! Nooooooo!!!

4. Fireflies -- Owl City: It's so happy... it burns... it buuuurrrrnnnnssssss....

3. Hello Goodbye -- Jonas Brothers (stolen from the Beatles): They killed it, is all I can say.


2. The Climb -- Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: We hate both of your worlds, Miley. Especially due to the fact that in both, you have a creepy nasally voice that makes people wince when you come on the radio.

1. Anything by Kidz Bop. Kidz Bop needs to end. They're on 17. Someone stop this madness!!!!



Leave comments, please. I appreciate people who love to argue.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Hammurabi's Creator said...

Thank you, and may I ask who you are? :D

Tina said...

Haven't heard some of those, haven't heard any of the songs by teenie boppers but I automatically agree with you there, but I can think of worse songs. You barely got out of this decade. Trust me, there is worse. lol

Hammurabi's Creator said...

Very true, Tina. Which is why this is only my first draft. I'm open to any suggestions you may have!!

achgfd said...

omg I worked at toys r us for the Christmas season and I can tell you ITS ALL KIDZ BOP! By the time my shift had ended I wanted to punch myself in the face.

And anybody who covers a Beatles song should be punched in the face.

Hammurabi's Creator said...

I applaud you, achgfd (I really hope that's not your real name). You have your priorities set quite straight.

achgfd said...

lol its not my real name, but was the email assignment from my college. It was unique and I had to memorize it anyway, so I use it for everything now. ^_^

Hammurabi's Creator said...

Unless... you're lying... and it really is your real name!!