Insanity Test

Alright, all of you MUST check out this link. It's called the insanity test. Just so you know, I failed. IT IS SO FUNNY!!!

http://www.ratedo.com/articles/insanitytest/

FINISHED!!!

I JUST FINISHED COPYING EVERYTHING!!!

Now I just hve to scan them in as a backup, and I'll be good. Yay!!

Everyone will be able to read Episode Six tomorrow!!!

Yay!!!

OVER STRESSED

I'm sorry to disappoint you people...

But I just can't copy twenty-five more pages of Hammurabi. So, only Episode 3 is done.

I'll try to get it done over the weekend.

Ask Hammurabi

Dear Mr. Freakishly Weird Funny Raincloud Hammurabi Dude,
I have not had enough summer...i only have a day left, and i have to stay inside the whole day cuz my stupid mom won't let me leave the dogs in the house all day..>=P...what should i do to enable that i make sure next summer[or this summer] is longer?

Signed,
Crazy Blonde Chick=D

Dear Crazy Blonde Chick,

I see your dilemma. Having failed every class in school at least ten times, I know how you feel. Summers are never quite long enough.

Here are some tips to make your summer longer...

• Build a time machine and travel anywhere and go wherever you want, and just pop back in for school before you start to look too old.
• Make a list of stuff to do when you are completely and totally bored (I really need to do this, since in every episode I announce that I'm bored at least once. I think.)
• Plan something really cool to celebrate the end of summer, (or, you could say, ex-celebrate it). That way, you'll ALMOST kind of look forward to the summer.
• Don't sleep in TOO late every day... this really will give you more time during summer. (TOO late is sleeping past 1:00, which my creator sometimes does and then wakes up all grumpy and un-inspired.)
• Keep a diary during summer and read it at the end of your summer, then read it all during the school year to "keep the summer alive".

I am not responsible for any side effects.

Hammurabi

Ask Hammurabi

Dear Stupid Rain Cloud,
My best friend and i aren't on the same team, and we have absolutely NO classes together. In your opinion what should i do (though, i doubt your advice will be useful)?
~me


Dear Me,

Well. First I must point out how insulted I am when you say my advice won't be useful.

Now, back to the point.

In my opinion, I say that you should go buy mind-control teacher name tags. Then, while your teacher isn't looking, you should switch their name tag with the mind-control one. Then make them advise that you get a completely new schedule, with all the same classes as your best friends.

Or you could just deal with the fact that you won't be seeing your friend in class. As a really annoying parent would say, "It'll give you a chance to make new friends."
Of, course, what do your parents know. All of us teens know that they don't REALLY remember what it is like to be a middle-schooler (especially because they were teenagers in the 20th century. THAT'S A DIFFERENT MILLENNIUM!!!! By the way, if you were wondering, I remember every moment of my 1000 year life as if it was a second ago.) You're still going to see your friend at lunch, and this time they won't be able to tell all the jokes about your teachers. You'll be able to tell THEM about the ugly shoes your teacher was wearing. Hooray!!

Hammurabi

P.S. I still think mind-control is more foolproof, though.

Episode 6 is complete

Just wanted to notify all of you that...


EPISODE 6 ROUGH DRAFT IS COMPLETE!!!!!!


Now I've got a lot of final drafts to do.


I decided to keep all the comics in a binder, so now they are all together and I won't lose them.

Do you know what happened today?

TODAY I STARTED EPISODE 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anyway, before school starts I plan to have the following done:

-final drafts of Episodes 3-5
-rough draft of Episode 6
-final draft of Episode 6 (hopefully)

T-Shirt and Sweatshirt Pictures

So...

These are some pictures of my sweatshirt and my T-shirt (Hammurabi of course).

They are amazing.

The first two are of the T-shirt (front), the last one is of the sweatshirt (back). I'm terrible at ironing, that's why they are wrinkled.

The Hammurabi Diaries

August 8, 2008

Do you know how hard it is to type without any hands? Do you? DO YOU? Well, I guess not. It's very difficult, by the way.

So, I'm starting a diary. And no I am not my creator. I am, in truth, the actual, real...

HAMMURABI!!!!!

Hooray!

Isn't this exciting? I bet everyone in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD will want to know exactly what a stupid raincloud writes about in his diary. HOORAY!!!!

Some may call me a self-absorbed ego-maniac.

Those some are COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY CORRECT!!!!

But that's not going to stop me.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!!!!

You know what? It's absolutely wonderful being a raincloud. Hooray!

Hooray!

If I wasn't a raincloud, I wouldn't be able to do this!!!

[lightning bolt hits computer, creator comes running in, screaming at Hammurabi and wielding a fire extinguisher].

It's a good thing I saved this post!

Sincerely,

A very amazing raincloud.

P.S. I am now offering advice. My creator says that that is a stupid idea, but I DON'T CARE!!!!

So if you would like to write me for advice, please do. I get lonely. Really. My creator tries to get me to go play with the neighborhood kids. But they don't like me. They just run inside and get theier stupid ponchos and umbrellas and raincoats. Hmph.