Special Thanks for Series One

After finishing a long, grueling series of incredibly stupid and only mildly funny comics, I must extend a thank you to some very special people.

Mrs. Gould -- For at one point stating that "Hammurabi reigned". I apologize for the horrid warping of chronological events in my comic. Oh, and for putting Moriah and Emily next to me in the seating chart. Your Social Studies class was awesome.

Emily Edson and Moriah Nelson -- For laughing at all my whispered jokes in class, no matter how dumb.

Mrs. Trousdale and Mr. Gary -- For reading all of my comics, even though their strangeness most likely scared you a little.

Julie Andrews, Oprah, Hillary Clinton, Comcast, Jamie Falvo, Hannah Montana, J.K. Rowling, Flo Rida, and Pink Floyd -- Please don't sue!!

Lauren Rice, Kat Brewer, and Chris Breeze -- For giving me the oddest ideas and some of the funniest characters.

All the people that helped me find rhymes for "okay" (Episode 6 and 7) -- Your help was much appreciated.

Jessica Williams, Chase Hawthorne, Jessie Keith, Jess Larson, Kieran Cox, Allie Moyes, and all of my loyal readers -- For reading, and laughing, and asking for more (which I'm not sure I understand).

And... my self-appointed editor in chief, (don't claw me) Celia Feng -- for pointing out every mistake I ever made, in the most blunt way possible.

You guys rock!

Episode 10

FINALLY. We're done with Series One, guys!! Woot!

Episode 9

Hooray!

Episode 8

Here's another!

Episode 7

Sorry this took so long.... I've been super lazy. :)

Top Ten Worst Songs Ever: 1st edition

Well, I've been wanting to do this for a while. Here is a list of the top ten worst songs of all time. So far. I'm open to comments and suggestions, and I'm always willing to argue! If you change my mind, I'll probably make a new list. So... here we go.

10. If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out -- Cat Stevens: Well, this song was good. Until it hit commercials. It's dead for me, now. Sorry.

9. You Belong With Me -- Taylor Swift: FAIL!!!!!!!! FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!!!!!!

8. Have A Cuppa Tea -- The Kinks: The only good thing about this song is that it annoys the heck out of Allie Moyes (memorize the lyrics and sing them to her, got that?).

7. Hello, I Love You -- The Doors: This song is so obviously a knock off of the Kink's "All Day and All of the Night", it's not even funny. It's pathetic.

6. Crush -- David Archuleta: I hope I don't actually have to explain that one.

5. Ice Ice Baby -- Vanilla Ice: They stole "Under Pressure"!!! Nooooooo!!!

4. Fireflies -- Owl City: It's so happy... it burns... it buuuurrrrnnnnssssss....

3. Hello Goodbye -- Jonas Brothers (stolen from the Beatles): They killed it, is all I can say.

2. The Climb -- Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: We hate both of your worlds, Miley. Especially due to the fact that in both, you have a creepy nasally voice that makes people wince when you come on the radio.

1. Anything by Kidz Bop. Kidz Bop needs to end. They're on 17. Someone stop this madness!!!!


Leave comments, please. I appreciate people who love to argue.

Speak!

Hammurabi needs a voice. How do you hear him when he speaks? Send a recording of what you think his voice should be (you can edit, etc.) and get a chance to help me with Hammurabi's radio show! Tell me if you're interested, and I will review your recording. Thanks!