Saturday, October 11, 2008

Ask Hammurabi

Dear Hammurabi,
I get bored a lot, and so now I have nothing better to do with my life than read your comic! And design a bunch of people who could possibly be your third cousin! What should I do? And how can I get your creator to post the rest of the episodes? Help!

New Hammurabi fan


Dear New Hammurabi Fan,

Well, I see your dilemma. I AM incredibly amazing. And I appreciate your enthusiasm.

But we all know that there are better things to do with your life.

So the main problem is, what are those better things?

Well, first I would suggest making a list of some things/goals that you would like to achieve. My Creator tells me that she thought you were writing a book, so maybe that that would be worthy of pursuing. Other things to put on your list might be reading a book that you really want to read, inviting a friend over, or working on a math project that's due on Wednesday. *cough, says my creator*.

Anna also says that she apologizes for not posting episodes, and says that she will soon.

My main point is, GO FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE!!!

No pressure.


Hammurabi

P.S. That wasn't the best advice I've ever given. Sorry.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Hammurabi,
Thanks a lot for your (surprisingly) helpful advice! And please tell your creator not to worry, the math project will be done in plenty of time! And maybe I should get started on that book...

Anonymous said...

lol. who is "the person who sits at your table in math"?

Anonymous said...

Who wants to know? I'm not telling.