August 8, 2008
Do you know how hard it is to type without any hands? Do you? DO YOU? Well, I guess not. It's very difficult, by the way.
So, I'm starting a diary. And no I am not my creator. I am, in truth, the actual, real...
HAMMURABI!!!!!
Hooray!
Isn't this exciting? I bet everyone in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD will want to know exactly what a stupid raincloud writes about in his diary. HOORAY!!!!
Some may call me a self-absorbed ego-maniac.
Those some are COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY CORRECT!!!!
But that's not going to stop me.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!!!!
You know what? It's absolutely wonderful being a raincloud. Hooray!
Hooray!
If I wasn't a raincloud, I wouldn't be able to do this!!!
[lightning bolt hits computer, creator comes running in, screaming at Hammurabi and wielding a fire extinguisher].
It's a good thing I saved this post!
Sincerely,
A very amazing raincloud.
P.S. I am now offering advice. My creator says that that is a stupid idea, but I DON'T CARE!!!!
So if you would like to write me for advice, please do. I get lonely. Really. My creator tries to get me to go play with the neighborhood kids. But they don't like me. They just run inside and get theier stupid ponchos and umbrellas and raincoats. Hmph.
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anna did you get bored again??
you only invent these things when you are bored
Yes, I was bored.
But I also figured that it might be useful to see inside the mind of a very stupid raincloud.
Okay, i'll give this a shot.
Dear Stupid Rain Cloud,
My best friend and i aren't on the same team, and we have absolutely NO classes together. In your opinion what should i do (though, i doubt your advice will be usefull)?
~me
anna you need some kind of hobby!! so you don't have as much time on your hands!!
Oh! Hammurabis Creator! Shouldn't you be doing math or, um, cleaning! Yeah, cleaning! And folding!
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