Ask Hammurabi

Dear Stupid Rain Cloud,
My best friend and i aren't on the same team, and we have absolutely NO classes together. In your opinion what should i do (though, i doubt your advice will be useful)?
~me


Dear Me,

Well. First I must point out how insulted I am when you say my advice won't be useful.

Now, back to the point.

In my opinion, I say that you should go buy mind-control teacher name tags. Then, while your teacher isn't looking, you should switch their name tag with the mind-control one. Then make them advise that you get a completely new schedule, with all the same classes as your best friends.

Or you could just deal with the fact that you won't be seeing your friend in class. As a really annoying parent would say, "It'll give you a chance to make new friends."
Of, course, what do your parents know. All of us teens know that they don't REALLY remember what it is like to be a middle-schooler (especially because they were teenagers in the 20th century. THAT'S A DIFFERENT MILLENNIUM!!!! By the way, if you were wondering, I remember every moment of my 1000 year life as if it was a second ago.) You're still going to see your friend at lunch, and this time they won't be able to tell all the jokes about your teachers. You'll be able to tell THEM about the ugly shoes your teacher was wearing. Hooray!!

Hammurabi

P.S. I still think mind-control is more foolproof, though.